A Cold Sales Wind Blows



The sales cult in the building across the ally from my office was in full chant mode today. I can’t imagine what they must sound like to the other tenants in the building.

For the longest time, I thought I was hearing things.

At first, I suspected the wind was producing strange noises as it whipped down the ally. Then, I kept thinking there was a protest taking place on the streets below.

One day while cutting through the ally on my board, I realized the sound was coming from people chanting and shouting inside office space of the building next door.

I was positive Antifa was training for their next big outrage; but my business partner, who was in the building shortly after my discovery, informed me that the noise was coming from people in sales training.

I can almost set my watch by this noise. Every morning right around 10 am, the cold sales winds start to blow.  So far, I have been unable to decipher any of it.